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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 793 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 543 matches | ||
| Premier | 96 matches | ||
| Faceit | 66 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 21 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




12 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6027 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 20,383 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5933 | 29% |
| Smokes | 4690 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 5164 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 4596 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,306,312 of utility $108 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 536 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | antsaJ | 52% | 142 |
| #2 | falalalan | 52% | 52 |
| #3 | SpuDe | 50% | 50 |
| #4 | Tyyne Boostinen | 50% | 110 |
| #5 | Jerekka | 49% | 684 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | Tyyne Boostinen | 50% | 110 |
| #5 | Jerekka | 49% | 684 |
| #6 | are | 48% | 77 |
| #7 | deadlock | 48% | 105 |
| #8 | Lasu | 40% | 43 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jerekka | 8 | 0.0008 |
| #2 | antsaJ | 8 | 0.0026 |
| #3 | are | 4 | 0.0025 |
| #4 | Tyyne Boostinen | 2 | 0.0009 |
| #5 | deadlock | 2 | 0.0009 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | deadlock | 483 | 0.22 | 11 min |
| #2 | antsaJ | 425 | 0.14 | 9 min |
| #3 | Tyyne Boostinen | 401 | 0.17 | 9 min |
| #4 | Jerekka | 384 | 0.04 | 10 min |
| #5 | are | 318 | 0.20 | 8 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | YOUNG BOSS | +1.92 | 83 | 67 |
| #2 | are | +0.53 | 74 | 73 |
| #3 | Jerekka | +0.05 | 74 | 54 |
| #4 | antsaJ | -0.02 | 75 | 60 |
| #5 | SpuDe | -0.47 | 62 | 69 |





