








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 392 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 286 matches | ||
| Faceit | 39 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 11 matches | ||
| Wingman | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 26 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




25 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4317 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,180 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2881 | 24% |
| Smokes | 3517 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 2887 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 2895 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,685,406 of utility $167 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 909 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ZEKE ZEKE | 62% | 29 |
| #2 | chaz | 60% | 52 |
| #3 | Striker | 56% | 82 |
| #4 | sneaky | 53% | 207 |
| #5 | corv | 49% | 127 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | corv | 524 | 0.20 | 13 min |
| #2 | sneaky | 463 | 0.11 | 12 min |
| #3 | eaZy | 191 | 0.11 | 4 min |
| #4 | Striker | 161 | 0.10 | 4 min |
| #5 | Mandariinimanne | 157 | 0.28 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Striker | +3.70 | 82 | 60 |
| #2 | ZEKE ZEKE | +2.42 | 93 | 59 |
| #3 | sneaky | +2.08 | 78 | 67 |
| #4 | corv | +1.95 | 80 | 58 |
| #5 | chaz | +1.72 | 75 | 69 |





