








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 226 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 112 matches | ||
| Wingman | 55 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 2 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




6 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1459 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,344 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 669 | 13% |
| Smokes | 355 | 7% |
| HE Grenades | 2849 | 53% |
| Molotovs | 1471 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $186,580 of utility $54 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 119 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | GodEater | 70% | 10 |
| #2 | DEMON⭕⃤ | 69% | 13 |
| #3 | .JW | 60% | 10 |
| #4 | cate | 58% | 24 |
| #5 | brazzers mr robert | 52% | 23 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | GodEater | 70% | 10 |
| #2 | DEMON⭕⃤ | 69% | 13 |
| #3 | .JW | 60% | 10 |
| #4 | cate | 58% | 24 |
| #5 | brazzers mr robert | 52% | 23 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | .JW | 4 | 0.0177 |
| #2 | cate | 2 | 0.0038 |
| #3 | GodEater | 2 | 0.0092 |
| #4 | brazzers mr robert | 1 | 0.0022 |
| #5 | DEMON⭕⃤ | 1 | 0.0049 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | cate | 95 | 0.18 | 2 min |
| #2 | GodEater | 60 | 0.28 | 2 min |
| #3 | .JW | 53 | 0.23 | 1 min |
| #4 | brazzers mr robert | 42 | 0.09 | 1 min |
| #5 | DEMON⭕⃤ | 19 | 0.09 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | GodEater | +5.88 | 59 | 65 |
| #2 | brazzers mr robert | +2.97 | 71 | 48 |
| #3 | cate | +1.09 | 42 | 63 |
| #4 | DEMON⭕⃤ | +0.21 | 46 | 57 |
| #5 | .JW | -0.04 | 75 | 46 |





