








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1915 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 434 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 22 matches | ||
| Wingman | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 8 matches | ||
| Faceit | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 64 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




8 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3721 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,963 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2039 | 19% |
| Smokes | 3463 | 32% |
| HE Grenades | 2596 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 2865 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,279,497 of utility $109 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 582 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | im sorry | 53% | 70 |
| #2 | Sentinal_UK | 39% | 166 |
| #3 | noci | 38% | 76 |
| #4 | kuki | 38% | 69 |
| #5 | AATAMI | 27% | 33 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | im sorry | 53% | 70 |
| #2 | Sentinal_UK | 39% | 166 |
| #3 | noci | 38% | 76 |
| #4 | kuki | 38% | 69 |
| #5 | AATAMI | 27% | 33 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | im sorry | 9 | 0.0061 |
| #2 | noci | 5 | 0.0031 |
| #3 | Sentinal_UK | 4 | 0.0012 |
| #4 | AATAMI | 2 | 0.0031 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | noci | 274 | 0.17 | 7 min |
| #2 | Sentinal_UK | 232 | 0.07 | 4 min |
| #3 | kuki | 122 | 0.08 | 3 min |
| #4 | im sorry | 98 | 0.07 | 2 min |
| #5 | AATAMI | 38 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | im sorry | +5.89 | 73 | 52 |
| #2 | noci | +3.72 | 69 | 70 |
| #3 | kuki | +1.40 | 59 | 56 |
| #4 | AATAMI | +0.74 | 73 | 56 |
| #5 | HuggyBear | -0.03 | 39 | 39 |





