








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 51 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 204 matches | ||
| Faceit | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 4 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




25 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4191 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,954 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5312 | 48% |
| Smokes | 2323 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 2227 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 1092 | 10% |
Our logs show you have wasted $771,646 of utility $115 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 25 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | FlOoOzZyY-BiS | 65% | 17 |
| #2 | Sagara` | 60% | 70 |
| #3 | FLOOOZZY ********** | 58% | 31 |
| #4 | _Loda | 56% | 86 |
| #5 | Oceros - Fallritas | 55% | 96 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Necko | 17 | 0.0116 |
| #2 | Mialouhhh | 4 | 0.0015 |
| #3 | MarkaLeLe | 3 | 0.0039 |
| #4 | Le Gibier | 3 | 0.0053 |
| #5 | _Loda | 2 | 0.0011 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Necko | 362 | 0.25 | 9 min |
| #2 | Nanard | 345 | 0.32 | 9 min |
| #3 | Mialouhhh | 344 | 0.13 | 11 min |
| #4 | _Loda | 173 | 0.09 | 4 min |
| #5 | Oceros - Fallritas | 110 | 0.05 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | FLOOOZZY ********** | +3.61 | 86 | 69 |
| #2 | Mialouhhh | +2.47 | 86 | 75 |
| #3 | FlOoOzZyY-BiS | +2.44 | 76 | 69 |
| #4 | Le Gibier | +1.94 | 81 | 67 |
| #5 | Azrok | +1.92 | 83 | 66 |





