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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 51 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 6 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 7 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




0 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Your loyalty is impressive.
152 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 464 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 109 | 23% |
| Smokes | 129 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 101 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 125 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $32,923 of utility $109 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 20 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Isaac | 75% | 4 |
| #2 | shea | 67% | 6 |
| #3 | ZiimZey cs.money | 57% | 7 |
| #4 | Ralphy✔ | 50% | 2 |
| #5 | shoobie | 50% | 2 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | marco!!!- | 1 | 0.0094 |
| #2 | Rhys | 1 | 0.0154 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | shea | 18 | 0.13 | 1 min |
| #2 | ZiimZey cs.money | 17 | 0.11 | 0 min |
| #3 | cypher | 13 | 0.16 | 0 min |
| #4 | marco!!!- | 7 | 0.07 | 0 min |
| #5 | Kevinlad11 | 7 | 0.10 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ralphy✔ | +5.22 | 84 | 62 |
| #2 | ZiimZey cs.money | +3.40 | 82 | 52 |
| #3 | cypher | +2.23 | 96 | 70 |
| #4 | Rhys | +1.18 | 62 | 65 |
| #5 | shea | +1.15 | 86 | 66 |





