








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 381 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 260 matches | ||
| Premier | 162 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 122 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 41 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




28 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7376 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 18,768 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5652 | 30% |
| Smokes | 5884 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 3852 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 3380 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,605,866 of utility $179 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 298 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ramuss | 9 | 0.0039 |
| #2 | yor1mato | 8 | 0.0020 |
| #3 | 사나 ♥ | 8 | 0.0072 |
| #4 | jy | 5 | 0.0011 |
| #5 | Waffe | 5 | 0.0058 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | yor1mato | 812 | 0.21 | 28 min |
| #2 | jy | 500 | 0.11 | 13 min |
| #3 | Soju. | 496 | 0.13 | 13 min |
| #4 | BUI | 463 | 0.20 | 11 min |
| #5 | ._. | 352 | 0.11 | 10 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | bluek1ng | +5.71 | 95 | 59 |
| #2 | Waffe | +3.89 | 92 | 48 |
| #3 | ABSOLUTE COMEDY | +2.15 | 81 | 75 |
| #4 | Kj- | +2.04 | 87 | 70 |
| #5 | yor1mato | +1.69 | 81 | 83 |





