








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 150 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September


The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 64 matches | ||
| Wingman | 26 matches | ||
| Premier | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 23 different maps





Our logs show 13 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




11 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1093 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,774 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 190 | 11% |
| Smokes | 167 | 9% |
| HE Grenades | 693 | 39% |
| Molotovs | 724 | 41% |
Our logs show you have wasted $149,478 of utility $28 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1 message into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KiinGScaar | Fearlock | 3 | 0.0017 |
| #2 | silv76 | 3 | 0.0021 |
| #3 | ¢нιуσмι | 2 | 0.0009 |
| #4 | zlPerfect | 1 | 0.0023 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KiinGScaar | Fearlock | +2.20 | 53 | 65 |
| #2 | ¢нιуσмι | +1.52 | 35 | 55 |
| #3 | zlPerfect | -1.49 | 13 | 37 |
| #4 | ™| яαу✝яαу | -3.12 | 25 | 24 |
| #5 | silv76 | -3.33 | 24 | 27 |





