








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 380 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Nuke | 110 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 62 matches | ||
| Premier | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 63 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




8 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2612 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,836 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1426 | 16% |
| Smokes | 2189 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 2807 | 32% |
| Molotovs | 2414 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $812,033 of utility $160 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 537 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | nice try :( | 57% | 21 |
| #2 | Sapiential | 47% | 203 |
| #3 | KennySnek | 45% | 31 |
| #4 | Gally | 44% | 57 |
| #5 | Пилето с ТАШАЦИТЕ | 42% | 33 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | Пилето с ТАШАЦИТЕ | 42% | 33 |
| #6 | Pog of Greed | 42% | 147 |
| #7 | hrisi234 | 41% | 78 |
| #8 | ❤️ ⭕⃤: | 36% | 91 |
| #9 | igb_ | 27% | 30 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sapiential | 12 | 0.0030 |
| #2 | igb_ | 7 | 0.0122 |
| #3 | ❤️ ⭕⃤: | 6 | 0.0034 |
| #4 | Pog of Greed | 5 | 0.0018 |
| #5 | Gally | 3 | 0.0028 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | hrisi234 | 497 | 0.34 | 15 min |
| #2 | Sapiential | 272 | 0.07 | 7 min |
| #3 | Pog of Greed | 140 | 0.05 | 3 min |
| #4 | Gally | 68 | 0.06 | 2 min |
| #5 | Пилето с ТАШАЦИТЕ | 66 | 0.11 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DEagleBarry | +3.55 | 64 | 68 |
| #2 | KennySnek | +0.59 | 70 | 45 |
| #3 | Gally | -0.35 | 65 | 70 |
| #4 | Pog of Greed | -0.70 | 58 | 38 |
| #5 | Sapiential | -1.22 | 36 | 56 |





