








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 362 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 30 matches | ||
| Faceit | 20 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 7 different maps





Our logs show 12 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




1 of your human shaped victims was your teammate...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
736 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,677 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 291 | 17% |
| Smokes | 324 | 19% |
| HE Grenades | 668 | 40% |
| Molotovs | 394 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $212,145 of utility $149 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 22 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | soapno | 74% | 27 |
| #2 | karp | 64% | 11 |
| #3 | Phyte | 63% | 43 |
| #4 | Moofs | 60% | 47 |
| #5 | RuJynX | 58% | 67 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | RuJynX | 58% | 67 |
| #6 | hyperac | 51% | 43 |
| #7 | Crow | 50% | 4 |
| #8 | OhNi | 50% | 12 |
| #9 | Deags | 36% | 14 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Moofs | 1 | 0.0010 |
| #2 | Phyte | 1 | 0.0012 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | RuJynX | 339 | 0.25 | 12 min |
| #2 | Moofs | 281 | 0.29 | 6 min |
| #3 | hyperac | 173 | 0.19 | 3 min |
| #4 | soapno | 59 | 0.11 | 1 min |
| #5 | Phyte | 54 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | RuJynX | +5.45 | 89 | 80 |
| #2 | Moofs | +2.38 | 87 | 64 |
| #3 | Deags | +1.08 | 78 | 53 |
| #4 | algel | -1.52 | 82 | 51 |
| #5 | soapno | -1.53 | 69 | 49 |





