








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 2197 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 364 matches | ||
| Faceit | 84 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 49 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 40 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 39 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 38 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 21 matches | ||
| Wingman | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 63 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




40 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7474 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 27,383 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6226 | 23% |
| Smokes | 7393 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 6662 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 7102 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,792,382 of utility $113 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 2964 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Lampy | 63% | 118 |
| #2 | Yoder | 62% | 173 |
| #3 | Imitate | 57% | 154 |
| #4 | GriMeY | 54% | 65 |
| #5 | Frosst | 52% | 263 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Frosst | +3.09 | 79 | 62 |
| #2 | Lampy | +2.17 | 76 | 62 |
| #3 | Pablo Sanchiez | +2.06 | 68 | 61 |
| #4 | Yoder | +0.87 | 68 | 48 |
| #5 | GriMeY | +0.44 | 69 | 57 |





