








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 426 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 805 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Faceit | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 53 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




55 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6164 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 19,720 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2364 | 12% |
| Smokes | 5848 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 5398 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 6110 | 31% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,920,972 of utility $160 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 2939 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Forti[G] | 52% | 62 |
| #2 | 疑わしいバカ - Yezzyls | 50% | 78 |
| #3 | Bimser | 49% | 49 |
| #4 | TiFA | 48% | 153 |
| #5 | ___MoZ | 46% | 145 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Forti[G] | 386 | 0.28 | 8 min |
| #2 | 疑わしいバカ - Yezzyls | 317 | 0.19 | 8 min |
| #3 | TiFA | 244 | 0.07 | 7 min |
| #4 | ___MoZ | 159 | 0.05 | 4 min |
| #5 | ☢ lil jeans ☢ | 146 | 0.11 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 疑わしいバカ - Yezzyls | +2.60 | 54 | 59 |
| #2 | ☢ lil jeans ☢ | +0.06 | 52 | 51 |
| #3 | ___MoZ | -0.04 | 51 | 54 |
| #4 | ⭕⃤ Hiyuru1337™ | -0.69 | 40 | 43 |
| #5 | Forti[G] | -0.91 | 15 | 46 |





