








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 471 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 548 matches | ||
| Faceit | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 28 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




86 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5228 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 24,664 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6436 | 26% |
| Smokes | 5554 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 7533 | 31% |
| Molotovs | 5141 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $690,823 of utility $51 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 247 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | vettski | 43% | 159 |
| #2 | ✪ $imon | 42% | 200 |
| #3 | monkæ | 39% | 38 |
| #4 | MyDuoIsABrony | 33% | 40 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | vettski | 43% | 159 |
| #2 | ✪ $imon | 42% | 200 |
| #3 | monkæ | 39% | 38 |
| #4 | MyDuoIsABrony | 33% | 40 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | vettski | 25 | 0.0072 |
| #2 | ✪ $imon | 21 | 0.0049 |
| #3 | MyDuoIsABrony | 18 | 0.0211 |
| #4 | monkæ | 2 | 0.0025 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪ $imon | 432 | 0.10 | 11 min |
| #2 | vettski | 351 | 0.10 | 7 min |
| #3 | monkæ | 112 | 0.14 | 2 min |
| #4 | MyDuoIsABrony | 28 | 0.03 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | monkæ | +3.52 | 73 | 52 |
| #2 | vettski | +2.06 | 67 | 47 |
| #3 | ZUCK SAN | -0.60 | 23 | 58 |
| #4 | ✪ $imon | -1.45 | 21 | 53 |
| #5 | MyDuoIsABrony | -1.73 | 61 | 16 |





