








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 300 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 42 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 18 matches | ||
| Premier | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 16 matches | ||
| Wingman | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 2 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




26 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2052 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,641 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2712 | 35% |
| Smokes | 1858 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 1547 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 1524 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $489,112 of utility $119 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 164 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | rraimi | 9 | 0.0068 |
| #2 | Ropsu | 7 | 0.0046 |
| #3 | saviruukku | 4 | 0.0029 |
| #4 | kusipaska2 | 4 | 0.0051 |
| #5 | Reno | 3 | 0.0034 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ropsu | 234 | 0.15 | 6 min |
| #2 | saviruukku | 224 | 0.16 | 6 min |
| #3 | rraimi | 161 | 0.12 | 4 min |
| #4 | kusipaska2 | 152 | 0.19 | 4 min |
| #5 | Jesus BLÖä Munaus | 141 | 0.24 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | akvaariomies | +2.22 | 76 | 65 |
| #2 | kusipaska2 | +1.84 | 77 | 65 |
| #3 | Ropsu | +1.43 | 67 | 60 |
| #4 | rraimi | +0.70 | 68 | 63 |
| #5 | jemmis | +0.21 | 68 | 73 |





