








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 227 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Renown | 159 matches | ||
| Premier | 48 matches | ||
| Faceit | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 34 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




13 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2744 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,697 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1373 | 18% |
| Smokes | 2260 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 1935 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 2129 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $999,066 of utility $179 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 24 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 4314 | 57% | 28 |
| #2 | chr1stopheer | 48% | 252 |
| #3 | Finn Shelby | 48% | 160 |
| #4 | Maj.Winters | 48% | 224 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 4314 | 57% | 28 |
| #2 | chr1stopheer | 48% | 252 |
| #3 | Finn Shelby | 48% | 160 |
| #4 | Maj.Winters | 48% | 224 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | chr1stopheer | 20 | 0.0037 |
| #2 | Finn Shelby | 7 | 0.0021 |
| #3 | Maj.Winters | 4 | 0.0008 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | chr1stopheer | 770 | 0.14 | 23 min |
| #2 | Maj.Winters | 686 | 0.14 | 17 min |
| #3 | Finn Shelby | 360 | 0.11 | 9 min |
| #4 | 4314 | 14 | 0.02 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 4314 | +1.59 | 76 | 50 |
| #2 | Finn Shelby | +1.28 | 82 | 62 |
| #3 | Maj.Winters | +0.12 | 57 | 72 |
| #4 | Arthur | -0.21 | 47 | 66 |
| #5 | chr1stopheer | -0.75 | 61 | 73 |





