








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 670 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 118 matches | ||
| Faceit | 102 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 9 matches | ||
| Wingman | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 61 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




11 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4012 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,836 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4443 | 35% |
| Smokes | 3045 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 1946 | 15% |
| Molotovs | 3402 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $748,293 of utility $114 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 40 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #18 | Kay ツ | 47% | 32 |
| #19 | CizeroX | 47% | 43 |
| #20 | No$* | 42% | 66 |
| #21 | ChuChuras | 41% | 17 |
| #22 | Johnny | 38% | 16 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | stev.v | 777 | 0.24 | 23 min |
| #2 | Holtzi | 247 | 0.09 | 5 min |
| #3 | pekahjR | 174 | 0.17 | 5 min |
| #4 | UNRACED | 153 | 0.10 | 4 min |
| #5 | Kay ツ | 124 | 0.18 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | -)-)Zeus(-(- | +3.44 | 69 | 68 |
| #2 | stev.v | +3.04 | 87 | 72 |
| #3 | niro | +1.87 | 73 | 63 |
| #4 | ✪ ConanX | +1.29 | 70 | 56 |
| #5 | Lennarof | +0.77 | 79 | 66 |





