








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 48 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 41 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 8 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




1 of your human shaped victims was your teammate...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
508 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,297 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 218 | 17% |
| Smokes | 438 | 34% |
| HE Grenades | 300 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 341 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $167,546 of utility $153 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 10 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Xpree | 83% | 6 |
| #2 | the black asian | 78% | 9 |
| #3 | xilla | 73% | 11 |
| #4 | .𝙨𝙚𝙯 | 70% | 10 |
| #5 | ReventoN | 67% | 3 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | .𝙨𝙚𝙯 | 2 | 0.0084 |
| #2 | the black asian | 2 | 0.0108 |
| #3 | V1k1NG | 1 | 0.0029 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Fabz ツ | +4.24 | 75 | 82 |
| #2 | SOJBJERG | +3.47 | 73 | 76 |
| #3 | ReventoN | +3.42 | 75 | 34 |
| #4 | the black asian | +2.44 | 79 | 68 |
| #5 | xilla | +2.11 | 83 | 75 |





