








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 506 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 131 matches | ||
| Wingman | 123 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 37 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 21 matches | ||
| Faceit | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 22 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




22 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5225 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,697 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2480 | 20% |
| Smokes | 4203 | 33% |
| HE Grenades | 2987 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 3027 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,369,721 of utility $158 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 628 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Burns | 5 | 0.0045 |
| #2 | david | 4 | 0.0025 |
| #3 | merklitious | 2 | 0.0013 |
| #4 | Jim | 2 | 0.0021 |
| #5 | mdh | 1 | 0.0016 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | david | 251 | 0.16 | 5 min |
| #2 | Burns | 169 | 0.15 | 5 min |
| #3 | mdh | 93 | 0.15 | 2 min |
| #4 | Jim | 90 | 0.09 | 2 min |
| #5 | ThreaT | 59 | 0.11 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TheCameraEye | +2.60 | 75 | 57 |
| #2 | david | +1.26 | 88 | 53 |
| #3 | Jim | +0.86 | 85 | 53 |
| #4 | ThreaT | +0.81 | 82 | 45 |
| #5 | Burns | +0.54 | 72 | 69 |





