








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 434 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 104 matches | ||
| Faceit | 22 matches | ||
| Wingman | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 4 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 13 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




21 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1893 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,862 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1619 | 33% |
| Smokes | 1373 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 943 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 927 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $340,194 of utility $94 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 122 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Dj hora | 76% | 17 |
| #2 | Branel | 64% | 42 |
| #3 | xD | 64% | 11 |
| #4 | rrrrpr | 60% | 10 |
| #5 | 𝓥𝓲𝓴𝓪 | 40% | 15 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Dj hora | 76% | 17 |
| #2 | Branel | 64% | 42 |
| #3 | xD | 64% | 11 |
| #4 | rrrrpr | 60% | 10 |
| #5 | 𝓥𝓲𝓴𝓪 | 40% | 15 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | xD | 4 | 0.0185 |
| #2 | Branel | 1 | 0.0011 |
| #3 | 𝓥𝓲𝓴𝓪 | 1 | 0.0031 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Branel | 89 | 0.09 | 1 min |
| #2 | Dj hora | 68 | 0.19 | 1 min |
| #3 | xD | 30 | 0.14 | 0 min |
| #4 | 𝓥𝓲𝓴𝓪 | 26 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| #5 | rrrrpr | 10 | 0.06 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | rrrrpr | +10.47 | 98 | 52 |
| #2 | xD | +5.96 | 93 | 42 |
| #3 | Dj hora | +2.52 | 71 | 60 |
| #4 | simon | +1.25 | 74 | 56 |
| #5 | Branel | +0.27 | 75 | 46 |





