








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 769 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 548 matches | ||
| Faceit | 98 matches | ||
| Wingman | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Renown | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 3 matches | ||
| Esplay | 2 matches | 1,918 | |
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 23 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




9 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7438 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 16,571 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2472 | 15% |
| Smokes | 4237 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 4871 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 4991 | 30% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,043,743 of utility $190 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1656 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | simon | 64% | 42 |
| #2 | Dj hora | 61% | 61 |
| #3 | Edwin | 53% | 58 |
| #4 | 𝓥𝓲𝓴𝓪 | 48% | 69 |
| #5 | brazzers mr robert | 47% | 100 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Dj hora | 5 | 0.0040 |
| #2 | brazzers mr robert | 4 | 0.0018 |
| #3 | PRESIDENT | 4 | 0.0023 |
| #4 | simon | 2 | 0.0021 |
| #5 | diana | 1 | 0.0007 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | brazzers mr robert | +1.27 | 66 | 54 |
| #2 | Dj hora | +0.84 | 72 | 57 |
| #3 | simon | +0.54 | 73 | 66 |
| #4 | Branel | +0.21 | 69 | 45 |
| #5 | 𝓥𝓲𝓴𝓪 | -0.30 | 65 | 65 |





