








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1183 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 298 matches | ||
| Wingman | 249 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 15 matches | ||
| Faceit | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 30 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




28 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4910 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 21,015 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5113 | 24% |
| Smokes | 5346 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 4923 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 5633 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,169,697 of utility $96 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 477 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | yliksenKayo | 49% | 229 |
| #2 | luiccci | 46% | 91 |
| #3 | MEISTER=DD | 45% | 47 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | yliksenKayo | 49% | 229 |
| #2 | luiccci | 46% | 91 |
| #3 | MEISTER=DD | 45% | 47 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | luiccci | 8 | 0.0046 |
| #2 | yliksenKayo | 6 | 0.0014 |
| #3 | MEISTER=DD | 3 | 0.0031 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | yliksenKayo | 825 | 0.19 | 20 min |
| #2 | luiccci | 213 | 0.12 | 5 min |
| #3 | MEISTER=DD | 77 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | luiccci | +2.07 | 83 | 60 |
| #2 | Baba Yaga | +1.05 | 58 | 66 |
| #3 | MEISTER=DD | +0.42 | 61 | 49 |
| #4 | yliksenKayo | -0.78 | 59 | 71 |





