








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 14 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 51 matches | ||
| Wingman | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 2 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




8 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
946 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,399 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 676 | 20% |
| Smokes | 833 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 851 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 1039 | 31% |
Our logs show you have wasted $135,758 of utility $73 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 16 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | [WDB] ►xTheRainz ♫☭ | 51% | 74 |
| #2 | ImDarkツ | 47% | 43 |
| #3 | The Right | 45% | 31 |
| #4 | ᛤ[GER] PingDingᛤ | 44% | 41 |
| #5 | nxkylz | 43% | 28 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | [WDB] ►xTheRainz ♫☭ | 51% | 74 |
| #2 | ImDarkツ | 47% | 43 |
| #3 | The Right | 45% | 31 |
| #4 | ᛤ[GER] PingDingᛤ | 44% | 41 |
| #5 | nxkylz | 43% | 28 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ImDarkツ | 4 | 0.0046 |
| #2 | [WDB] ►xTheRainz ♫☭ | 3 | 0.0020 |
| #3 | ᛤ[GER] PingDingᛤ | 2 | 0.0023 |
| #4 | nxkylz | 2 | 0.0033 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | [WDB] ►xTheRainz ♫☭ | 145 | 0.10 | 4 min |
| #2 | ImDarkツ | 51 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| #3 | nxkylz | 48 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| #4 | ᛤ[GER] PingDingᛤ | 47 | 0.05 | 1 min |
| #5 | The Right | 13 | 0.02 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tmxo | +3.23 | 66 | 64 |
| #2 | [WDB] ►xTheRainz ♫☭ | +1.56 | 59 | 66 |
| #3 | ᛤ[GER] PingDingᛤ | +0.94 | 70 | 52 |
| #4 | nxkylz | -2.61 | 63 | 57 |
| #5 | ImDarkツ | -2.64 | 51 | 45 |





