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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 428 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 169 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Faceit | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 31 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




16 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2322 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,210 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 835 | 12% |
| Smokes | 1708 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 2756 | 38% |
| Molotovs | 1911 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,300,843 of utility $198 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 96 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DerLukas01 | 50% | 165 |
| #2 | tauex | 47% | 209 |
| #3 | Lux | 46% | 80 |
| #4 | SmashMartin | 44% | 156 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DerLukas01 | 50% | 165 |
| #2 | tauex | 47% | 209 |
| #3 | Lux | 46% | 80 |
| #4 | SmashMartin | 44% | 156 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SmashMartin | 9 | 0.0028 |
| #2 | tauex | 8 | 0.0019 |
| #3 | DerLukas01 | 7 | 0.0021 |
| #4 | Lux | 4 | 0.0024 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SmashMartin | 199 | 0.06 | 5 min |
| #2 | DerLukas01 | 136 | 0.04 | 3 min |
| #3 | Lux | 127 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| #4 | tauex | 105 | 0.02 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Lewis Lemurenson | +1.55 | 58 | 45 |
| #2 | DerLukas01 | +0.70 | 48 | 38 |
| #3 | SmashMartin | -0.15 | 50 | 64 |
| #4 | Lux | -0.26 | 52 | 47 |
| #5 | tauex | -2.67 | 37 | 28 |





