








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 738 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 306 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 44 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 8 matches | ||
| Wingman | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 25 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




58 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3532 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 20,480 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6153 | 30% |
| Smokes | 4085 | 20% |
| HE Grenades | 5819 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 4423 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $420,468 of utility $40 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 3031 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Racc0 | 23 | 0.0091 |
| #2 | Profound Pondering | 16 | 0.0072 |
| #3 | Magic Mike | 16 | 0.0138 |
| #4 | !Star_nico | 11 | 0.0092 |
| #5 | Febreeze | 10 | 0.0031 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Febreeze | 382 | 0.12 | 8 min |
| #2 | slothie | 357 | 0.27 | 8 min |
| #3 | Racc0 | 314 | 0.12 | 7 min |
| #4 | Profound Pondering | 302 | 0.14 | 9 min |
| #5 | Neo | 158 | 0.10 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | slothie | +6.33 | 81 | 74 |
| #2 | Febreeze | +4.91 | 86 | 48 |
| #3 | SympatheticZ | +3.94 | 67 | 54 |
| #4 | Profound Pondering | +1.51 | 54 | 69 |
| #5 | Alma | GAIN.GG | +1.20 | 65 | 59 |





