








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 408 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 389 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 49 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




33 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3849 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,256 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 619 | 5% |
| Smokes | 5092 | 45% |
| HE Grenades | 3598 | 32% |
| Molotovs | 1947 | 17% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,831,642 of utility $157 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 735 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | yabbies | 50% | 105 |
| #2 | yebblies | 47% | 158 |
| #3 | KelliFM | 46% | 166 |
| #4 | Jade | 39% | 38 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | yabbies | 50% | 105 |
| #2 | yebblies | 47% | 158 |
| #3 | KelliFM | 46% | 166 |
| #4 | Jade | 39% | 38 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | yabbies | 12 | 0.0054 |
| #2 | yebblies | 9 | 0.0028 |
| #3 | KelliFM | 3 | 0.0009 |
| #4 | Jade | 1 | 0.0013 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KelliFM | 405 | 0.12 | 8 min |
| #2 | yebblies | 167 | 0.05 | 4 min |
| #3 | yabbies | 145 | 0.06 | 4 min |
| #4 | Jade | 1 | 0.00 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | yabbies | -0.43 | 46 | 56 |
| #2 | KID | -0.53 | 50 | 37 |
| #3 | yebblies | -0.64 | 45 | 52 |
| #4 | Jade | -0.83 | 22 | 14 |
| #5 | KelliFM | -0.91 | 55 | 58 |





