








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 154 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 202 matches | ||
| Faceit | 67 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 8 matches | ||
| Wingman | 6 matches | ||
| Renown | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 22 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




19 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3152 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 13,239 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2972 | 22% |
| Smokes | 3289 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 3538 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 3440 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $646,235 of utility $94 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 328 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | dglaren | 89% | 19 |
| #2 | Haelgiz | 84% | 37 |
| #3 | Rospen | 70% | 100 |
| #4 | Repsssssss | 56% | 73 |
| #5 | siluu /E/ | 56% | 186 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | dglaren | 89% | 19 |
| #2 | Haelgiz | 84% | 37 |
| #3 | Rospen | 70% | 100 |
| #4 | Repsssssss | 56% | 73 |
| #5 | siluu /E/ | 56% | 186 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | siluu /E/ | 6 | 0.0016 |
| #2 | Repsssssss | 2 | 0.0013 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | siluu /E/ | 1025 | 0.28 | 24 min |
| #2 | Rospen | 305 | 0.14 | 6 min |
| #3 | Repsssssss | 259 | 0.17 | 7 min |
| #4 | Haelgiz | 118 | 0.15 | 3 min |
| #5 | dglaren | 19 | 0.05 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Repsssssss | +2.75 | 77 | 75 |
| #2 | Rospen | +1.65 | 76 | 59 |
| #3 | siluu /E/ | +1.37 | 84 | 64 |
| #4 | Teps | -0.15 | 68 | 62 |
| #5 | dglaren | -0.30 | 63 | 52 |





