








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 112 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 31 matches | ||
| Wingman | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 12 matches | ||
| Premier | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 10 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




1 of your human shaped victims was your teammate...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1151 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,425 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 435 | 18% |
| Smokes | 962 | 40% |
| HE Grenades | 489 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 539 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $767,253 of utility $299 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 33 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | insuficientSauce | 2 | 0.0011 |
| #2 | jckgron | 2 | 0.0021 |
| #3 | Wags | 2 | 0.0023 |
| #4 | Nicolaso | 2 | 0.0025 |
| #5 | martellus | 1 | 0.0012 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | insuficientSauce | 148 | 0.08 | 4 min |
| #2 | Wags | 82 | 0.09 | 3 min |
| #3 | cashmoneycal | 72 | 0.13 | 1 min |
| #4 | jckgron | 70 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| #5 | martellus | 54 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | cashmoneycal | +3.79 | 79 | 34 |
| #2 | Wags | +2.65 | 59 | 53 |
| #3 | King Homunculus | +1.63 | 31 | 46 |
| #4 | insuficientSauce | +0.74 | 44 | 54 |
| #5 | martellus | -0.77 | 19 | 40 |





