








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 174 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 211 matches | ||
| Faceit | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 26 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




17 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3572 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,217 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1348 | 16% |
| Smokes | 2320 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 2282 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 2267 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,223,867 of utility $192 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 225 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Caballero | 61% | 18 |
| #2 | Uryftw | 52% | 91 |
| #3 | OMLesh | 50% | 60 |
| #4 | roXTr | 47% | 36 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Caballero | 61% | 18 |
| #2 | Uryftw | 52% | 91 |
| #3 | OMLesh | 50% | 60 |
| #4 | roXTr | 47% | 36 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Uryftw | 1 | 0.0005 |
| #2 | roXTr | 1 | 0.0012 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | OMLesh | 208 | 0.16 | 4 min |
| #2 | Uryftw | 162 | 0.08 | 4 min |
| #3 | roXTr | 152 | 0.18 | 4 min |
| #4 | Caballero | 17 | 0.04 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | XyZoRx | +1.03 | 79 | 56 |
| #2 | roXTr | -0.20 | 49 | 64 |
| #3 | OMLesh | -0.31 | 56 | 50 |
| #4 | Uryftw | -0.55 | 76 | 59 |
| #5 | Caballero | -0.94 | 58 | 59 |





