








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 80 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 153 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 122 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




4 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1558 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,925 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1819 | 37% |
| Smokes | 1065 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 788 | 16% |
| Molotovs | 1253 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,066,477 of utility $252 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 70 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ip0x | 58% | 19 |
| #2 | roXTr | 53% | 114 |
| #3 | TURB0 | 50% | 12 |
| #4 | Caballero | 50% | 14 |
| #5 | XyZoRx | 50% | 60 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | roXTr | 53% | 114 |
| #3 | TURB0 | 50% | 12 |
| #4 | Caballero | 50% | 14 |
| #5 | XyZoRx | 50% | 60 |
| #6 | Uryftw | 48% | 66 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | roXTr | 9 | 0.0037 |
| #2 | XyZoRx | 4 | 0.0031 |
| #3 | Uryftw | 1 | 0.0007 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | roXTr | 606 | 0.25 | 16 min |
| #2 | Uryftw | 106 | 0.08 | 3 min |
| #3 | TURB0 | 73 | 0.29 | 2 min |
| #4 | XyZoRx | 62 | 0.05 | 2 min |
| #5 | ip0x | 39 | 0.10 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | XyZoRx | +2.06 | 81 | 59 |
| #2 | ip0x | +1.90 | 65 | 68 |
| #3 | OMLesh | +0.25 | 58 | 52 |
| #4 | roXTr | +0.05 | 53 | 71 |
| #5 | TURB0 | -0.70 | 63 | 64 |





