








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 393 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 56 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 7 matches | ||
| Faceit | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 28 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




5 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2178 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,111 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1781 | 18% |
| Smokes | 3351 | 33% |
| HE Grenades | 2609 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 2370 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $522,352 of utility $112 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 78 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | [LDT] xTo | 65% | 93 |
| #2 | blyat brad | 64% | 25 |
| #3 | Dropplul | 60% | 40 |
| #4 | Fell | 58% | 24 |
| #5 | Popes | 57% | 28 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #8 | JackofAllTradez | 46% | 41 |
| #9 | Dave170 | 45% | 22 |
| #10 | Niels | 44% | 18 |
| #11 | Lil Brioche | 42% | 19 |
| #12 | Dyno | 41% | 22 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | [LDT] EarthwormEd | +2.73 | 74 | 77 |
| #2 | blyat brad | +2.30 | 80 | 56 |
| #3 | Dropplul | +1.52 | 66 | 59 |
| #4 | Niels | +1.20 | 66 | 71 |
| #5 | Lil Brioche | +0.18 | 73 | 56 |





