








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 327 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 122 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 68 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 55 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 52 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 38 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 37 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 37 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 24 matches | ||
| Faceit | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 5 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




9 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5773 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,226 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2833 | 25% |
| Smokes | 2806 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 2980 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 2607 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,294,391 of utility $124 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 459 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | jes | 19 | 0.0054 |
| #2 | JackPot | 7 | 0.0014 |
| #3 | RyN | 6 | 0.0020 |
| #4 | celery | 5 | 0.0017 |
| #5 | MON! VÉRITÉ! | 2 | 0.0004 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | celery | +4.84 | 92 | 74 |
| #2 | Adin Ross | +2.49 | 91 | 55 |
| #3 | Speedyw69 | +2.19 | 87 | 61 |
| #4 | JackPot | +1.93 | 83 | 62 |
| #5 | RyN | -0.30 | 63 | 52 |





