








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 740 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 405 matches | ||
| Faceit | 73 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 44 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 12 matches | ||
| Wingman | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Renown | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 47 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




44 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7120 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 27,959 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6829 | 24% |
| Smokes | 8160 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 6931 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 6039 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,529,366 of utility $105 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 110 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | macman | 56% | 73 |
| #2 | podricK42 | 56% | 50 |
| #3 | SteffenX | 55% | 65 |
| #4 | bennetelli | 54% | 306 |
| #5 | STTEEPPHHAAN | 52% | 155 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | Dr. Mabuse | 49% | 39 |
| #7 | FRESHREFLEX | 49% | 37 |
| #8 | snkl | 45% | 64 |
| #9 | vlo ṩ | 43% | 60 |
| #10 | FlaXxo# | 40% | 40 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | bennetelli | 5 | 0.0008 |
| #2 | STTEEPPHHAAN | 5 | 0.0016 |
| #3 | podricK42 | 2 | 0.0019 |
| #4 | macman | 1 | 0.0007 |
| #5 | snkl | 1 | 0.0008 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | bennetelli | 1526 | 0.24 | 43 min |
| #2 | STTEEPPHHAAN | 459 | 0.15 | 14 min |
| #3 | SteffenX | 266 | 0.20 | 8 min |
| #4 | podricK42 | 123 | 0.12 | 4 min |
| #5 | Dr. Mabuse | 119 | 0.14 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | FlaXxo# | +1.26 | 68 | 58 |
| #2 | bennetelli | +0.65 | 68 | 85 |
| #3 | rocksTaa | +0.59 | 71 | 69 |
| #4 | vlo ṩ | +0.39 | 71 | 64 |
| #5 | STTEEPPHHAAN | +0.38 | 58 | 71 |





