








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 197 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 190 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 92 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 84 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 82 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 71 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 5 matches | ||
| Faceit | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 29 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




57 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7703 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 18,085 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3219 | 18% |
| Smokes | 6206 | 34% |
| HE Grenades | 4041 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 4619 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,096,896 of utility $152 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 80 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Insanity | 49% | 354 |
| #2 | ✪ Greenslather | 48% | 117 |
| #3 | fdoud | 48% | 113 |
| #4 | RifleRush | 48% | 378 |
| #5 | Monti | 47% | 207 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Insanity | 40 | 0.0054 |
| #2 | RifleRush | 18 | 0.0023 |
| #3 | JollyBear | 11 | 0.0034 |
| #4 | fdoud | 11 | 0.0047 |
| #5 | Monti | 10 | 0.0023 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Insanity | 1855 | 0.25 | 48 min |
| #2 | RifleRush | 1639 | 0.21 | 44 min |
| #3 | Monti | 955 | 0.22 | 20 min |
| #4 | JollyBear | 559 | 0.17 | 17 min |
| #5 | fdoud | 427 | 0.18 | 13 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | fdoud | +2.90 | 80 | 59 |
| #2 | Doug Judy | +1.85 | 79 | 64 |
| #3 | RifleRush | +1.01 | 60 | 71 |
| #4 | Insanity | +0.21 | 34 | 69 |
| #5 | JollyBear | +0.00 | 80 | 64 |





