








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 73 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 96 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 3 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




16 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
981 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,103 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 468 | 22% |
| Smokes | 274 | 13% |
| HE Grenades | 994 | 47% |
| Molotovs | 367 | 17% |
Our logs show you have wasted $536,479 of utility $157 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 41 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | .domo | 53% | 36 |
| #4 | cybtr | 49% | 74 |
| #5 | Shimo amca | 45% | 22 |
| #6 | HolleInONE | 44% | 9 |
| #7 | .korwy | 22% | 9 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | cybtr | 17 | 0.0114 |
| #2 | .domo | 17 | 0.0248 |
| #3 | Obunga | 3 | 0.0056 |
| #4 | .korwy | 2 | 0.0107 |
| #5 | HolleInONE | 2 | 0.0116 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | .domo | 149 | 0.22 | 3 min |
| #2 | cybtr | 139 | 0.09 | 5 min |
| #3 | Shimo amca | 65 | 0.15 | 1 min |
| #4 | .korwy | 54 | 0.29 | 2 min |
| #5 | HolleInONE | 11 | 0.06 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | .domo | +4.47 | 84 | 58 |
| #2 | .korwy | +2.14 | 54 | 64 |
| #3 | Obunga | +1.34 | 86 | 42 |
| #4 | Shimo amca | +1.18 | 52 | 57 |
| #5 | cybtr | +0.63 | 62 | 61 |





