








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 545 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 348 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 7 matches | ||
| Faceit | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 22 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




17 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2914 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 18,294 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5842 | 32% |
| Smokes | 4617 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 4094 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 3741 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,332,341 of utility $145 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 244 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jykkeboo | 60% | 75 |
| #2 | Pasitellen | 50% | 414 |
| #3 | Rompaye =) | 49% | 397 |
| #4 | MAATUSKA | 48% | 128 |
| #5 | pertti | 47% | 289 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Rompaye =) | 14 | 0.0017 |
| #2 | Pasitellen | 9 | 0.0010 |
| #3 | fooli | 7 | 0.0011 |
| #4 | pertti | 6 | 0.0010 |
| #5 | MAATUSKA | 3 | 0.0011 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Rompaye =) | 2251 | 0.27 | 53 min |
| #2 | fooli | 2025 | 0.32 | 58 min |
| #3 | Pasitellen | 1593 | 0.18 | 45 min |
| #4 | pertti | 750 | 0.12 | 19 min |
| #5 | MAATUSKA | 502 | 0.19 | 16 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Rompaye =) | +1.91 | 73 | 74 |
| #2 | MAATUSKA | +0.91 | 56 | 75 |
| #3 | fooli | +0.72 | 58 | 87 |
| #4 | pertti | -0.22 | 54 | 66 |
| #5 | Pasitellen | -0.61 | 59 | 73 |





