








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 208 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 69 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




3 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
688 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,799 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 762 | 20% |
| Smokes | 406 | 11% |
| HE Grenades | 1846 | 49% |
| Molotovs | 785 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $539,053 of utility $190 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 232 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | fooli | 64% | 33 |
| #2 | Pasitellen | 62% | 85 |
| #3 | pertti | 61% | 59 |
| #4 | distrobat | 60% | 75 |
| #5 | Rompaye =) | 60% | 72 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #8 | kZer0dA | 56% | 16 |
| #9 | MAATUSKA | 55% | 11 |
| #10 | eeme | 54% | 13 |
| #11 | Hamtoucher | 41% | 27 |
| #12 | Bitti | 0% | 7 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | distrobat | 4 | 0.0026 |
| #2 | Rompaye =) | 3 | 0.0020 |
| #3 | Pasitellen | 2 | 0.0012 |
| #4 | pertti | 1 | 0.0008 |
| #5 | fooli | 1 | 0.0015 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Rompaye =) | 442 | 0.30 | 10 min |
| #2 | distrobat | 405 | 0.26 | 10 min |
| #3 | Pasitellen | 353 | 0.20 | 9 min |
| #4 | fooli | 243 | 0.36 | 7 min |
| #5 | pertti | 158 | 0.13 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MAATUSKA | +4.21 | 68 | 75 |
| #2 | Rompaye =) | +3.90 | 77 | 70 |
| #3 | ch1LLmλ♡ | +3.58 | 64 | 58 |
| #4 | fooli | +1.96 | 58 | 87 |
| #5 | pertti | +1.54 | 57 | 65 |





