








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 190 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 151 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 3 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




10 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1338 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,049 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 858 | 21% |
| Smokes | 932 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 1087 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 1172 | 29% |
Our logs show you have wasted $448,495 of utility $105 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 402 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | LeBlerc | 17 | 0.0063 |
| #2 | Big Ol' Bowl of Stew | 6 | 0.0017 |
| #3 | Pope Benedict XVI | 1 | 0.0011 |
| #4 | Chad Thundercock | 1 | 0.0013 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | LeBlerc | 173 | 0.06 | 3 min |
| #2 | Big Ol' Bowl of Stew | 75 | 0.02 | 1 min |
| #3 | Sax_Kata | 38 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| #4 | Chad Thundercock | 28 | 0.04 | 1 min |
| #5 | Pope Benedict XVI | 5 | 0.01 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | LeBlerc | +2.27 | 56 | 53 |
| #2 | Chad Thundercock | +1.44 | 43 | 48 |
| #3 | Big Ol' Bowl of Stew | -0.94 | 36 | 30 |
| #4 | elder goose | -1.51 | 39 | 42 |
| #5 | Sax_Kata | -1.61 | 25 | 37 |





