








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 9 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 46 matches | ||
| Faceit | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 7 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




6 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
637 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,860 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 323 | 17% |
| Smokes | 665 | 36% |
| HE Grenades | 386 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 486 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $184,209 of utility $129 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 0 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Chippy ☘ | 83% | 6 |
| #2 | Joseph | 67% | 6 |
| #3 | FEEK | 67% | 6 |
| #4 | mSE #ISHIGH | 63% | 8 |
| #5 | ToddyV | 61% | 18 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ayo rudeboi | 4 | 0.0152 |
| #2 | Runkless | 2 | 0.0019 |
| #3 | ToddyV | 1 | 0.0025 |
| #4 | MrPeels | 1 | 0.0033 |
| #5 | Chippy ☘ | 1 | 0.0079 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Runkless | 91 | 0.09 | 2 min |
| #2 | Joseph | 47 | 0.36 | 2 min |
| #3 | NAD | 43 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| #4 | MrPeels | 39 | 0.13 | 1 min |
| #5 | ToddyV | 34 | 0.09 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Chippy ☘ | +2.85 | 52 | 54 |
| #2 | Joseph | +2.44 | 60 | 82 |
| #3 | azy | +1.44 | 82 | 55 |
| #4 | mSE #ISHIGH | +1.26 | 69 | 46 |
| #5 | Runkless | +1.12 | 75 | 68 |





