








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 587 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 257 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 60 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 57 matches | ||
| Faceit | 48 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 36 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 29 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




13 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7483 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 18,803 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4993 | 27% |
| Smokes | 5325 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 3355 | 18% |
| Molotovs | 5130 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,984,477 of utility $154 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 149 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 5'5 270 | 68% | 63 |
| #2 | doob | 67% | 42 |
| #3 | Prodigy | 54% | 50 |
| #4 | Kirk | 51% | 106 |
| #5 | TuxMork | 51% | 57 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | spud | +3.94 | 88 | 67 |
| #2 | Kirk | +1.61 | 77 | 62 |
| #3 | 5'5 270 | +1.51 | 85 | 66 |
| #4 | Pibby | +0.89 | 78 | 51 |
| #5 | doob | +0.35 | 77 | 77 |





