








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 564 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Esplay | 72 matches | 1,508 | |
| Premier | 52 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 20 matches | ||
| Wingman | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 4 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




6 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1234 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,905 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2817 | 41% |
| Smokes | 1353 | 20% |
| HE Grenades | 1457 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 1278 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,143,986 of utility $224 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 562 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #13 | Reflex | 26% | 34 |
| #14 | Tobee | 18% | 38 |
| #15 | [D-W] Denes <SwE> | 17% | 29 |
| #16 | Rasken | 13% | 30 |
| #17 | BERGH | 8% | 13 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jaboiskinny | +7.40 | 91 | 70 |
| #2 | BERGH | +7.23 | 56 | 58 |
| #3 | DEATH SENTENCE | +4.97 | 89 | 80 |
| #4 | Timpanl | +3.39 | 85 | 62 |
| #5 | KöttRökarN | +1.35 | 67 | 70 |





