








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 533 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 138 matches | ||
| Esplay | 19 matches | 1,758 | |
| Faceit | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 39 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




14 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1792 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,333 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2095 | 29% |
| Smokes | 2128 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 1641 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 1469 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $845,529 of utility $189 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 424 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | C6Z06 | 68% | 25 |
| #2 | Sarmoc | 65% | 26 |
| #3 | lelleh ♕ | 56% | 18 |
| #4 | Christian7171 | 49% | 53 |
| #5 | Gabba | 47% | 15 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | C6Z06 | 68% | 25 |
| #2 | Sarmoc | 65% | 26 |
| #3 | lelleh ♕ | 56% | 18 |
| #4 | Christian7171 | 49% | 53 |
| #5 | Gabba | 47% | 15 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Christian7171 | 7 | 0.0064 |
| #2 | Gabba | 4 | 0.0129 |
| #3 | Sarmoc | 2 | 0.0038 |
| #4 | C6Z06 | 2 | 0.0039 |
| #5 | lelleh ♕ | 2 | 0.0051 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Christian7171 | 188 | 0.17 | 5 min |
| #2 | Gabba | 80 | 0.26 | 2 min |
| #3 | Sarmoc | 73 | 0.14 | 1 min |
| #4 | C6Z06 | 57 | 0.11 | 1 min |
| #5 | lelleh ♕ | 28 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | C6Z06 | +1.35 | 68 | 64 |
| #2 | Sarmoc | +1.22 | 77 | 63 |
| #3 | StuFFeN | +0.39 | 70 | 66 |
| #4 | lelleh ♕ | -0.07 | 57 | 47 |
| #5 | Christian7171 | -0.67 | 63 | 67 |





