








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 16 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 6 different maps





Our logs show 2 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




2 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
177 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 548 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 75 | 14% |
| Smokes | 210 | 38% |
| HE Grenades | 91 | 17% |
| Molotovs | 172 | 31% |
Our logs show you have wasted $23,887 of utility $55 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 30 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Lil Bezi | 45% | 20 |
| #2 | Grzwazyl 2137WatykanMaseczusets | 44% | 18 |
| #3 | Yarpie | 25% | 12 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Lil Bezi | 45% | 20 |
| #2 | Grzwazyl 2137WatykanMaseczusets | 44% | 18 |
| #3 | Yarpie | 25% | 12 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Grzwazyl 2137WatykanMaseczusets | 2 | 0.0051 |
| #2 | Yarpie | 1 | 0.0042 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Grzwazyl 2137WatykanMaseczusets | 19 | 0.05 | 0 min |
| #2 | Yarpie | 14 | 0.06 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Yarpie | +1.83 | 37 | 34 |
| #2 | Lil Bezi | +0.38 | 41 | 14 |
| #3 | D3v | -0.20 | 68 | 50 |
| #4 | Grzwazyl 2137WatykanMaseczusets | -4.18 | 31 | 42 |





