








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 191 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Nuke | 52 matches | ||
| Premier | 43 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 9 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




4 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1734 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 508 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 46 | 9% |
| Smokes | 199 | 39% |
| HE Grenades | 130 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 133 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $490,991 of utility $114 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 2 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Grzwazyl 2137WatykanMaseczusets | 6 | 0.0014 |
| #2 | Dragonekdzik | 4 | 0.0163 |
| #3 | Yarpie | 2 | 0.0010 |
| #4 | D3v | 2 | 0.0046 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Grzwazyl 2137WatykanMaseczusets | 192 | 0.05 | 3 min |
| #2 | Yarpie | 86 | 0.04 | 1 min |
| #3 | Dragonekdzik | 27 | 0.11 | 0 min |
| #4 | D3v | 17 | 0.04 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Yarpie | +2.39 | 39 | 38 |
| #2 | Lil Bezi | +1.10 | 49 | 11 |
| #3 | Dragonekdzik | +0.63 | 56 | 63 |
| #4 | D3v | -0.20 | 68 | 50 |
| #5 | Grzwazyl 2137WatykanMaseczusets | -3.27 | 36 | 41 |





