








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 286 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 229 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Faceit | 4 matches | ||
| Esplay | 3 matches | 1,653 | |
| Renown | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 68 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




11 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2726 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,241 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3795 | 31% |
| Smokes | 3347 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 3170 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 1929 | 16% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,045,365 of utility $161 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 92 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Joa | 15 | 0.0039 |
| #2 | Vikoboh!Hans Bauge | 6 | 0.0014 |
| #3 | yuo are smart | 3 | 0.0018 |
| #4 | xlb | 3 | 0.0021 |
| #5 | Netflix & Will | 2 | 0.0008 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Joa | +1.17 | 62 | 61 |
| #2 | Brols | +0.41 | 59 | 70 |
| #3 | Vikoboh!Hans Bauge | +0.38 | 61 | 66 |
| #4 | Netflix & Will | +0.25 | 70 | 66 |
| #5 | munky[G] | -0.31 | 36 | 63 |





