








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 17 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September


The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 57 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 57 matches | ||
| Premier | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Faceit | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




16 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2371 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,691 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 504 | 11% |
| Smokes | 958 | 20% |
| HE Grenades | 1423 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 1806 | 38% |
Our logs show you have wasted $63,096 of utility $12 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 2 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | (☞゚ヮ゚)☞iceman | 73% | 30 |
| #2 | Titan | 71% | 38 |
| #3 | Bullet | 69% | 48 |
| #4 | AFK✪ | 64% | 111 |
| #5 | xM sHaDoW|FSU | 61% | 36 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | AFK✪ | 302 | 0.14 | 8 min |
| #2 | Titan | 165 | 0.21 | 4 min |
| #3 | Julianus | 102 | 0.09 | 3 min |
| #4 | (☞゚ヮ゚)☞iceman | 82 | 0.13 | 2 min |
| #5 | xM sHaDoW|FSU | 78 | 0.11 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Julianus | +2.96 | 76 | 56 |
| #2 | Titan | +2.81 | 59 | 67 |
| #3 | RubbyDucky (Ebi-chan) | +2.04 | 71 | 31 |
| #4 | Ree Tardy Oswald | +1.84 | 83 | 65 |
| #5 | (☞゚ヮ゚)☞iceman | +1.46 | 82 | 69 |





