








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 716 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 402 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 19 matches | ||
| Faceit | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 6 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 26 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




6 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3574 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 26,625 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 13187 | 50% |
| Smokes | 4035 | 15% |
| HE Grenades | 4777 | 18% |
| Molotovs | 4626 | 17% |
Our logs show you have wasted $161,999 of utility $15 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 120 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ♛Teck (ง ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง | 49% | 372 |
| #2 | Seefore | 48% | 124 |
| #3 | chess ✪ | 47% | 53 |
| #4 | L00T3R | 43% | 56 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ♛Teck (ง ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง | 49% | 372 |
| #2 | Seefore | 48% | 124 |
| #3 | chess ✪ | 47% | 53 |
| #4 | L00T3R | 43% | 56 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ♛Teck (ง ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง | 6 | 0.0008 |
| #2 | Seefore | 2 | 0.0008 |
| #3 | chess ✪ | 1 | 0.0009 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Seefore | 321 | 0.12 | 7 min |
| #2 | ♛Teck (ง ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง | 206 | 0.03 | 6 min |
| #3 | chess ✪ | 135 | 0.12 | 4 min |
| #4 | L00T3R | 6 | 0.01 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ♛Teck (ง ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง | +1.96 | 62 | 43 |
| #2 | Seefore | +0.45 | 56 | 70 |
| #3 | Nibrow | -0.20 | 37 | 70 |
| #4 | chess ✪ | -1.04 | 59 | 61 |
| #5 | L00T3R | -4.79 | 17 | 19 |





