








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 243 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 167 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 53 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 47 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 45 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 37 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 36 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 13 matches | ||
| Faceit | 5 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 80 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




8 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5032 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 18,307 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4167 | 23% |
| Smokes | 3320 | 18% |
| HE Grenades | 6937 | 38% |
| Molotovs | 3883 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,314,921 of utility $122 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 182 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KoopazZ | 59% | 56 |
| #2 | Perplex | 57% | 75 |
| #3 | uneazy | 56% | 63 |
| #4 | ✪ Xkaso^_- ★ | 54% | 91 |
| #5 | FainT | 53% | 177 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | brnsn | 13 | 0.0039 |
| #2 | FainT | 8 | 0.0022 |
| #3 | nekio | 6 | 0.0016 |
| #4 | L{eGe}nd | 6 | 0.0022 |
| #5 | ridox | 5 | 0.0019 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | mawieee ♿ | 971 | 0.28 | 25 min |
| #2 | L{eGe}nd | 837 | 0.30 | 28 min |
| #3 | FainT | 713 | 0.20 | 18 min |
| #4 | lws. | 468 | 0.25 | 14 min |
| #5 | brnsn | 361 | 0.11 | 10 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Perplex | +3.26 | 82 | 68 |
| #2 | FainT | +2.89 | 81 | 67 |
| #3 | L{eGe}nd | +2.81 | 85 | 80 |
| #4 | ✪ Xkaso^_- ★ | +1.03 | 71 | 70 |
| #5 | BAGUS JOHN | +0.87 | 72 | 62 |





