








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 3 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 91 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




17 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
724 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,583 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 308 | 19% |
| Smokes | 562 | 36% |
| HE Grenades | 214 | 14% |
| Molotovs | 499 | 32% |
Our logs show you have wasted $93,291 of utility $39 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 0 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Frymus1c/YT-KICK | 71% | 7 |
| #2 | LA Zoo | Gorilla (on crack) | 67% | 30 |
| #3 | AntwonJohn | 64% | 36 |
| #4 | 𝐌𝐈𝐑𝐎𝐒 | 55% | 20 |
| #5 | LordFreezer4 | 49% | 108 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | LA Zoo | Gorilla (on crack) | 67% | 30 |
| #3 | AntwonJohn | 64% | 36 |
| #4 | 𝐌𝐈𝐑𝐎𝐒 | 55% | 20 |
| #5 | LordFreezer4 | 49% | 108 |
| #6 | WTF_Man | 32% | 19 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | LordFreezer4 | 22 | 0.0099 |
| #2 | 𝐌𝐈𝐑𝐎𝐒 | 10 | 0.0240 |
| #3 | AntwonJohn | 3 | 0.0041 |
| #4 | WTF_Man | 3 | 0.0083 |
| #5 | LA Zoo | Gorilla (on crack) | 1 | 0.0016 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | LordFreezer4 | 130 | 0.06 | 3 min |
| #2 | WTF_Man | 36 | 0.10 | 1 min |
| #3 | LA Zoo | Gorilla (on crack) | 33 | 0.05 | 1 min |
| #4 | Frymus1c/YT-KICK | 29 | 0.20 | 1 min |
| #5 | AntwonJohn | 25 | 0.03 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Frymus1c/YT-KICK | +4.33 | 45 | 70 |
| #2 | AntwonJohn | +2.58 | 64 | 31 |
| #3 | LA Zoo | Gorilla (on crack) | +0.86 | 23 | 59 |
| #4 | 𝐌𝐈𝐑𝐎𝐒 | +0.16 | 45 | 16 |
| #5 | G-Force | -0.14 | 52 | 36 |





