








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 26 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September


The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 20 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




7 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
551 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,858 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 447 | 24% |
| Smokes | 462 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 509 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 440 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $340,330 of utility $230 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 28 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | CRIMMY | 33% | 6 |
| #2 | Sweglord Intellektus | 33% | 45 |
| #3 | hypiknukk | 32% | 25 |
| #4 | nfnz | 29% | 14 |
| #5 | Tomk | 26% | 31 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sweglord Intellektus | 6 | 0.0068 |
| #2 | Tomk | 2 | 0.0032 |
| #3 | nfnz | 2 | 0.0079 |
| #4 | hypiknukk | 1 | 0.0020 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | nfnz | +2.30 | 66 | 45 |
| #2 | hypiknukk | +1.32 | 68 | 53 |
| #3 | Tomk | +1.17 | 61 | 38 |
| #4 | Sweglord Intellektus | -1.15 | 28 | 53 |
| #5 | Seri0us_ | -1.90 | 45 | 51 |





