








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 92 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 81 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 8 matches | ||
| Wingman | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 25 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




4 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1513 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,249 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1101 | 21% |
| Smokes | 1118 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 1810 | 34% |
| Molotovs | 1220 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $606,662 of utility $150 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 14 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | que pasa? | 70% | 10 |
| #2 | ♿Dreamzy | 65% | 17 |
| #3 | SKAGEN | 62% | 29 |
| #4 | [̲̲̅̅̅D̲̲̅]r.3ck™ | 58% | 12 |
| #5 | Jo | LemonGaming | 58% | 74 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | el_gringo94 | 215 | 0.13 | 5 min |
| #2 | Jo | LemonGaming | 166 | 0.11 | 5 min |
| #3 | Backfisch Bernd | 143 | 0.20 | 3 min |
| #4 | trollinger | 125 | 0.10 | 3 min |
| #5 | -ChrisP- | 91 | 0.14 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | que pasa? | +4.35 | 46 | 57 |
| #2 | ♿Dreamzy | +2.39 | 70 | 53 |
| #3 | [̲̲̅̅̅D̲̲̅]r.3ck™ | +2.23 | 66 | 63 |
| #4 | Jo | LemonGaming | +1.88 | 73 | 65 |
| #5 | Kilko | +1.17 | 57 | 63 |





